- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Your grandma's cookies.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Wenis Penis

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

You were born.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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