Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Penis.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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