- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

I am a joke. I am funny.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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