Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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