- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What's 9+10? 19

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

who is awesome? no one...

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