- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

richard is fag

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Yo mama is so fat she died

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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