Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Your Mom

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Cancer.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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