I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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I never asked for this.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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