Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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religion.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Anti-joke.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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women rights

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Hi

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