Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Why does life suck? Because it does

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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