What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Black people. They are so kind.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Women's sports.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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