WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Chicken penis.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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