What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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