Ron Paul for President!

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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