What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

kevin kim

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

"33"

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Type 2 diabetics

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

shut up kobe!

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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