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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

why was the man sad? his wife died

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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