Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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irish wristwatch JLR

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Kathy Griffin.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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