- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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