- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

what did the shark do when he died.....

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

The person below me is weird.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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