- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Yes!

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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