What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Women have the right to vote.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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I lost my tractor.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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