- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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