- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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