Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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