Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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banana

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Dylan is gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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