What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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whats 2+2? 4

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Anti Joke

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