- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

try slamming a revolving door

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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