- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

captcha: all yer base

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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