chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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The person below me is weird.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Canada AYY

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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