- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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