- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Melbourne Football Club.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Jews

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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