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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Whats better than 24? 25.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

falling didnt make the difference

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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