Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Colby Michael Schluter

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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to get to the other side.

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canadians

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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