How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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elen degeneres is straight....

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acualy is dolan

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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