What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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AIDS

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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