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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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