- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

ugh good riddance

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

mc hammers income.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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