A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Cleveland winning something

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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