- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man made a sandwich.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Black People

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What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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