- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

What did Delaware? A coat.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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