Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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womens rights

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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My friend harris is fat.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Wanna see some more?

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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