- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

My butt!!!!!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

its snowing on mount fuji

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Donald Trump

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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