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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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