"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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BenWuzHear

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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pickle sniffer

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Knock, Knock Come in

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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