What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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raisin boogers

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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this is not an anti joke

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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