- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

knock knock There's no door

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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