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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Women.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Do you know the muffin man? No