A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Anti Joke

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