why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Women's rights

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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