An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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