- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Penisland

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Poop

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