How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

knock, knock whos there child molestor

I need a good anti joke....

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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