What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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