- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Yes.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

A midget walks under a bar

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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