this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Your biggest fan.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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what happens every day? People die

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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