roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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