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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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