Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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No, Trinidad.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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