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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Psychics.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

try slamming a revolving door

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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