charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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