What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Knock, Knock ...

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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