I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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