How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Davey Peterson.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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