Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Yes.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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homework

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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A midget walks under a bar

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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