- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Knock knock! Ding dong.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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