What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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This is a joke

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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nba live 13

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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